Top three scab hangouts.

Reluctant or just lazy, here are the top three places SEIU scabs are whiling away their days in Fresno...

1) The movies, aka "the bunker"

Pros: It's dark, no one can find you there, maybe you can sleep, perhaps you can even forgot for an hour or two that you're a scab and in Fresno.

Cons: It's a big time commitment, risk ignoring your phone for hours at a time or check it every five minutes and prepare to leave your movie halfway through.


2) The mall, aka "the easy way out"

Pros: Low commitment with lots of entries and exits, lots of places to hide, who says you're not just taking a quick break? Spending money reminds you of your nice dues funded paycheck and why you don't just quit this job.

Cons: Spending money reminds you of your hopeless dependency and makes you feel more trapped, wandering in circles feels too much like door knocking, hard not to keep looking over your shoulder.


3) The bar, aka "the old school"

Pros: Afternoon drinking lends an air of seedy glamor to your desperation, it's the most social of the three options - meet up with your scab friends and bitch, alcohol is its own attraction, Dave would surely understand.

Cons: Drink and drive and you're just another embarrassing health and safety report waiting to happen, members can smell it on you when you go back on the doors, you never know who you might run into!